New Century Player

Background info: I was a fire fighter who just came out of a burning building; burnt shirt, with suspenders and firefighting hat.  My friend, let's call him Jay, has a last minute costume, he wore a Jabawakee mask, except it had a clown face on it.  He's like yo yo I  hate this mask man I'm gonna take it off. I'm like no no man just wear it.

Story: So we go into this club from a club crawl, it was a really bad club. No dance floor, no music to dance to.  It was more like a restaurant.

I'm walking looking for my other friends, and this girl grabs my suspenders.  I just got opened.  So I take it from there, and right away lock in and sit down on her seat.  Jay keeps hovering over me (he doesn't do PUA stuff).  Jay keeps trying to interupt me.  He keeps leaning in in the middle of my conversation.  I keep pushing him off and continue talking to the girl.  He interupts about 4 times. I'm like yo dude gimme a second.  He then talks to my girl, and refuses to remove his mask even tho she asks.  I'm wondering whats going on... why is he acting weird....

So he leans in one more time and I listen to him

"Yo man, this is my girlfriends BEST friend... if she sees my face my girls gonna be mad as shit. And her name is Julie.. oh and..."

I push him off. Always acknowledge your wingman guys!  My bad.

So I turn to the girl (who didnt hear anything Jay said to me), and I'm like, okay I'm gonna guess the first letter of your name, I get 3 tries.

Shes like okay, you have a 3/26 chance.... so good luck.

So being the good actor I am, I think hard and guess "J" on the last try.

Then she's pretty impressed.  I'm like, okay you think that was luck? let's make it more interesting.  I get 3 tries to guess your name, if I guess right you owe me a drink, if I  guess wrong I owe you a drink.

She agreed.

I "guess" her name correctly.  We walk to the bar, she buys me a drink.  We walk back, we start taking pictures, kino escalate, just playful crap.

Then I go for the number close, despite the billion IOI's, she says "how about when I see you later in the night you owe me a drink"  I'm like thats totally cool and I respect that (I do.)

So I tell Jay, I'm like yo she didn't give me her number despite all the IOI's.  

He's like: DUDE I tried to tell you! Her boyfriend was standing NEXT TO YOU THE WHOLE TIME!

So guys, don't be let down if you don't close after you know shes into you.  And always acknowledge your wingman, even if he's not into pickup.

~Puppeteer

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